poo predict

 

THIS POO PREDICTION WEARABLE LETS YOU KNOW WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO

This isn’t a joke – I wouldn’t do that to you.

There is a new device out there that tells an app on your smartphone when it times for you to go to the bathroom. Yes, there’s a wearable to alarm you when your tummy starts a rumbling.

The little device is called the D-Free – which I assume the “D” stands for disaster.  The device is being marketed for older people or those with disabilities – which I can see the value of. Regardless of who you are having an accident is straight up embarrassing.

The device is still in its Indiegogo stage – so the details are a little sparse, but basic the device keeps a watch on your intestines and then your smart phone sends a push notification to your phone giving you an approximate window in which you’ll have to poop.

I could get behind a product like this – aside from it obvious medical benefits this little guy is great for the lazy.