YES, it is private, and YES, it’s only for rich people.

Our girl Gwyneth Paltrow is like the ~*~richest~*~ lady in the world, and she loves to show it! Just like in her annual gift guide on Goop!!!




Welllll, Ms. Paltrow has made a new purchase!!! She’s turning a Hustler store into a PRIVATE art club!!!! Take about a change in venue.




And don’t worry, if you’ve got $2000 laying around, you can join! But wait, THERE’S MORE! There’s also a $2000 a year membership fee on top of that! They’re going to have a ton of poetry readings, so you can forget about swearing, too.




This literally sounds like our WORST nightmare. But if Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be there, we’re in!!! Hmmmm… Okay just kidding.






(Photos via Concertologist)