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The app that will help you from getting fired by deleting your most embarrassing posts!!

Remember five years ago when you started your twitter account and posted a bunch of stupid tweets because you thought no one would ever see them? Well, people are seeing them. They’re also seeing your embarrassing Facebook statuses from four years ago. Don’t pretend like you were normal back then.

Ethan Czahor was a culprit of ‘posts-from-the-past’. He got fired less than 48 hours after he began his new job in Jeb Bush’s political operations department due to the fact that his social media sites featured descriptions of women as “sluts” and stories about being eyed up by gay men at a San Francisco gym. During the time the tweets were sent out, Ethan was in an improv comedy club – but that’s still no excuse. So, Ethan decided to make an app that will delete almost everything that could get you fired!

Introducing, Clear!!

 

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Clear logs into your social media accounts and targets posts that contain profanity, and even offensive tweets towards different cultures, religions, and sexuality. In really smart words; “Clear uses a combination of algorithms and IBM’s supercomputer Watson to filter material.”  

 

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Clear is available on iTunes, and it’s founder Ethan happens to be super attractive. Like, it’s unheard of to be THIS attractive.

 

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If any of you are planning on becoming famous (or just want to support the work of a hot app-maker), then you might want to give this app a try!

 

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(Images via Clear, Clear iTunes)